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Birthday party at Bubble Cup anyone?

Once again I was in Footscray. A place filled with the weird and wonderful.  A place of immersing fobs, and Asian parents of whom that go there to buy their vegetables or take away roast duck.  To unfortunately add to the two are these people…

Now we all have them in our schools, they are the Asians ones that you see that are highly ‘obsessed’ with these foreign stars. Stereotypically, what nationality are they? Vietnamese. The people that they are ‘obsessed’ with? Koreans.

I am not talking about the people who enjoy their music, no. I personally do enjoy the same music. I am talking about those WEIRD ones that squeal, cry,laugh,mourn and…uh dream about these people. Like that they are practically their God. I mean if they were to treat God the exact same way, would have everlasting luck!

Anyway, I was at the Footscray bubble cup and placed in my order for my favourite drink when I notice a group of Australian Asian girls squealing and squawking about some hot dude. How do I know?

“OOHHHH!! HE’S SO HOT! HE’S BODY IS SO LIKE DEFINED”

“Stop saying that! He’s mine!”

“NOOOOOO~ He’s mine”

“Jaemae Lee is sooo cute with his dimples!!”

Who’s Jaemae lee? I don’t know that name was similar. BUT! The uttermost importance and purpose of the blog is to convey what these girls had come into bubble cup for.

No, it wasn’t to come in and buy a drink like normal people but it was to celebrate Jaemae Lee’s birthday.

Yes. I know. They came to Footscray to celebrate a Korean dude’s birthday that happens to live practically 5000 miles away.

I stood there gawking at these lame Korean obsessed girls. Well, not just me, everybody in the store.

Once they took their order then stood in centre of the walkway and one of the loudest (and lamest) gallantly declared,

“Here’s a toast for Jaemae Lee 21st! Happy Birthday OPPA!!!” she squealed, followed by the rest.

Oh my Lord.

Firstly, they came all the way to a small drink store to celebrate a guy’s 21^st? Ad they were how old? No older than 13. I snorted in disgust and they looked at me.

Dude, I just want to get my drink and get away from you guys.

Secondly, you ‘toast’ to people by alcohol. Not fking bubble cup.

I was then called out to collect my drink. I grabbed my drink and headed out the store when I heard the girls say

“why is everyone looking at us?”

Stupid idiot.

Seeing that I was (hopefully) never going to see them again I then said:

“Because you guys have no lives.”

I did so, which surprised me. But meh, who cares, one day they’ll come running up to me and thanking me that I pointed out  what lame souls they were.

 Not.

 They would probably in their mid-40’s still fangirling over some Korean dude.

Like I said,

Footscray’s filled with weird people.

Why does this oddly remind me of Starbucks?

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